Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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