just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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