I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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