Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
only if we run a train.
done.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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