My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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