you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Randomize
