Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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