Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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