This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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