I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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