and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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