On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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