He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm just crazy horny about you
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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