This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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