It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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