i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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