singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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