I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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