i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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