dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
