There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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