I'm jealous of your bromance
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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