im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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