Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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