i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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