i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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