if i died would you start the facebook group?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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