Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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