Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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