I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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