is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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