??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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