Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
