Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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