What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just had sex bonerless
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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