the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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