just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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