S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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