Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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