Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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