Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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