it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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