they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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