just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
there is puke in my bra ... again
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