i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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