Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
