that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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