they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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