so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
