I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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