Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
my liver is dry heaving
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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