Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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