90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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