what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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