life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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