Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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