I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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